12 ANGRY MASCOTS

NFL Writers Room: Ep. 7 - Rookie Receptoin featuring Ariana...

Sun, 06 Dec 2009 23:33:00 -0500

NFL Writers Room: Ep. 7 - Rookie Receptoin

featuring Ariana Madix in her Writers Room debut!

NFL Writers Room: Ep. 7 - Rookie Reception

Sun, 06 Dec 2009 23:13:38 -0500

NFL Writers Room: Ep. 7 - Rookie Reception

Look! On the Internet! It’s our ESPN web series, being...

Thu, 26 Nov 2009 13:43:43 -0500

Look! On the Internet! It’s our ESPN web series, being promoted on the home page of DailyMotion!

NFL Writers Room Ep. 6 - Hire Education

Fri, 20 Nov 2009 10:35:00 -0500

NFL Writers Room Ep. 6 - Hire Education

12 Angry Mascot-Logue, Vol. 3

Thu, 19 Nov 2009 17:19:00 -0500

Performed live at Comix, November 18

Of course the big story this month is the Yankees winning the World Series after a long, terrifying nine year drought. This was the Yankees 27th World Series win. Three more and they get a Free Sub.

A-Rod had a really good postseason this year, especially compared to the last few. When asked on how he prepared differently for the playoffs this year, Rodriguez said that before every game he watched Fool’s Gold on DVD. That, and he’s subsisting entirely on steroids.

I think the most excited Yankee to win had to be Derek Jeter. as he no longer has to hear Yogi Berra brag about all that five championship pussy he was getting.
The NBA season is underway. No word yet on whether or not the NBA is going to grant the Nets the do-over they asked for last week.

Milwaukee Bucks rookie Brandon Jennings set a team scoring record, dropping 55 points against the Golden State Warriors. However, the record will come with an asterisk since it was set against the Warriors.

Bill Walton has retired from broadcasting, saying “It is time to dedicate the rest of my life to service,” adding, “And by service I mean getting really, really high all the time.” He’s retiring to spend more time with The Grateful Dead.

NHL news - 12 year veteran Peter Forsberg announced that he is going to stay in his native Sweden this season. DAMN YOU FORSBERG! That dude owes me $20!

Good thing about having your favorite player play in Sweden? It’s a lot easier finding his games on cable.

Football news - Running back Larry Johnson, who was released by the Chiefs last week, signed with the Bengals this week. Johnson was quoted as saying he was excited to go to Cincinnati and play for a contender, plus they had a much more relaxed ‘No Hate Slurs or Spitting On Women’ policy.

Patriots coach Bill Belichick is being criticized for his decision to go for it on 4th and 2 with his team up against the Colts with two minutes to play. Explaining his decision after the game Belichick proclaimed, “I know it was a bold and risky call. But in my defense, fuck you, I’m BIll Fucking Belichick.”

The Supreme Court on Monday declined to revive a lawsuit on behalf of Native American activists who claimed that the Washington Redskins’ team name is too offensive. Upon hearing the news, owner Dan Snyder breathed a sigh of relief, as he no longer has to consider changing the team’s name to the more politically correct ‘Washington Casino Profiteers with a Genetic Predisposition to Substance Abuse Issues.’

A play about legendary Green Bay Packers coach Vince Lombardi will come to Broadway next fall. It’s called ‘Winning Isn’t Everything… but it’s FABULOUS!’ In related news, Jim Fassel will be premiering his one-man show next week at the Qdoba Mexican Grill on 34th St.

- Monologue written by Aaron Glaser, Matt Goldich, Neil Janowitz, Scott Rogowsky, Zachary Sims, and Trevor Williams

Be Our Guest: Wally Green

Sat, 14 Nov 2009 15:22:30 -0500

He’s the Tiger Woods of ping pong. The Robert Guillaume of Soap. Basically, he’s the only black dude in professional table tennis. He’s also one of the best and most exciting. Here’s your chance to be excited by him! Wally will be live on Wednesday, Nov. 18th at Comix to with some conversation and demonstration. I guarantee you’ll be inspired to visit your old summer camp relive your glory days as pong punk of the bunk. Or maybe that’s just me.

Wally Green on screen. See him on stage!

Sat, 14 Nov 2009 11:51:18 -0500

Wally Green on screen. See him on stage!

NFL Writers Room - Ep. 5: Final Fantasy

Fri, 13 Nov 2009 10:35:00 -0500

NFL Writers Room - Ep. 5: Final Fantasy

Be Our Guest: Terrell Thomas and Reby Sky

Sun, 08 Nov 2009 00:51:00 -0500

It’s going to be a Giant show, come Nov. 18th, when 12 Angry Mascots welcomes NY Giants cornerback Terrell Thomas to the stage. But that’s not all…

Reby Sky, Playboy model and self-professed #1 Giants Fan, will also make her Mascots debut on the November show.

If you haven’t yet, reserve your ticket, and make this -ember a YESVEMBER!

NFL Writers Room - Ep. 4: Colt Following Featuring Harvard...

Fri, 06 Nov 2009 14:35:00 -0500

NFL Writers Room - Ep. 4: Colt Following

Featuring Harvard Sailing Team’s Rebecca Brey!

Embedded!

Sat, 31 Oct 2009 18:46:33 -0400

Embedded!

NFL Writers Room - Ep. 3

Sat, 31 Oct 2009 18:42:32 -0400

NFL Writers Room - Ep. 3:

We’re on the Internet!

Tim Tebow’s New Outlook Rob Lathan as Tim Tebow, live on...

Thu, 29 Oct 2009 23:08:00 -0400

Tim Tebow’s New Outlook

Rob Lathan as Tim Tebow, live on 12 Angry Mascots at Comix (October 22, 2009)

Darrelle Revis Has You Covered Performed live on 12 Angry...

Thu, 29 Oct 2009 18:53:00 -0400

Darrelle Revis Has You Covered

Performed live on 12 Angry Mascots at Comix (October 22, 2009)

LFLMAO

Wed, 28 Oct 2009 02:47:58 -0400

LFLMAO

We talked to pretty ladies… (R to L) New York...

Sun, 25 Oct 2009 23:51:21 -0400

We talked to pretty ladies… (R to L) New York Majesty’s Kiera Massette Somers, Nikki Hunter, and Ashley Bauso.

The NFL’s Darrelle Revis and the LFL’s Kiera...

Sun, 25 Oct 2009 23:48:00 -0400

The NFL’s Darrelle Revis and the LFL’s Kiera Massette Somers making Mascots magic.

12 Angry Mascot-logue, Vol. 2

Sun, 25 Oct 2009 20:56:00 -0400

Performed live at Comix, October 22nd…

As a Mets fans, I have to say it’s amazing to see that Steve Phillips has worst taste in women than he did pitching prospects.

The umpires in these MLB playoffs have been making some bad calls. And the bad calls have continued off the field. After Game 5 of the ALCS, Tim McClelland went out and about an HD DVD player. Another umpire went out and married a Kardashian.

The Yankees and Angels are playing tonight. Angels will be without star outfielder Vladimir Guerrero who was benched by manager Mike Scioscia for swinging at the ceremonial first pitch in Game 4.

The Phillies beat the Dodgers to capture the NL pennant; Phillies go to the World Series, Dodgers go home. When asked to commment, Dodgers outfielder Manny Ramirez said, “Man, getting to the World Series is a lot harder without steroids.”

Phillies look good, but they were dealt a major blow this morning when hot-hitting Ryan Howard announced that he’s quitting the team to pursue a solo career.

The Mets have unveiled their 2010 Slogan to run on all promotional material – “Hey, it’s not like we’re putting a gun to your head. So don’t root for us! That’s fine! There are other teams out there, we understand!” Seems a little long… and Jewy…

Jose Reyes is undergoing off-season surgery to repair the excuses that have been plaguing him the past few seasons.

It’s sad week in Giants nation as the previously unbeaten G-men were embarrassed in New Orleans by the Saints 48-27. It was especially frustrating for Eli Manning who returned to New Orleans for the first time since he attended high school. The embarrassment reached its peak for Manning after the game when some of his old high school bullies beat him up and took his 97.5 million dollar contract.

The Knicks wrapped up their pre-season last night with a win over the New Jersey Nets, finishing 5-2 record. Knicks fans are petitioning commissioner David Stern to see if they can just leave it at that… call it a season.

Last week, LeBron James revealed that he had a cancer scare back in January, when doctors found a growth in his jaw. He’s going to be ok; it’s non-cancerous. But now that the information is public, the Knicks are scrambling to free up cap space in hopes of signing the growth when it becomes a free agent.

- Monologue written by Matt Goldich, Neil Janowitz, Scott Rogowsky, Zachary Sims, and Trevor Williams

SportsRev(is).tv

Sat, 24 Oct 2009 14:45:00 -0400

SportsRev(is).tv:

Jeremy Jacobowitz and Jennifer Drubin were on hand at Comix to file a SportsRev report on 12 Angry Mascots. Check out SportsRev.tv for more coverage of off-field NYC-centric sports happenings.

Angels in the Blogosphere

Sat, 24 Oct 2009 14:02:34 -0400

Angels in the Blogosphere:

If Angel Navedo is a messenger from the lord, then the man upstairs is an unabashed Jets fan. Angel is a senior writer for TheJetsBlog.com and NYJetsFan.com, and whenever 12AM features a Jet on the show, he’s all over it like Kerry Rhodes and Darrelle Revis are all over opposing teams’ receivers. Hey wouldn’t ya know? Kerry Rhodes and Darrelle Revis are the two Jets we’ve featured on our show! How convenient of an analogy!

Angel wrote up a nice review of Darrelle’s debut, and included a backstage interview conducted before the show. Thanks Angel - you’re the wings above our wind.