12 ANGRY MASCOTS

12AM returns with a new advert for Tweet Discreet™ featuring...

Wed, 21 Nov 2012 14:38:47 -0500

12AM returns with a new advert for Tweet Discreet™ featuring freshly-inked celebrity endorsers BRAD KESELOWSKI and HEATH BELL!

Introducing… TWEET DISCREET — the only mobile app that...

Sat, 03 Mar 2012 14:45:00 -0500

Introducing… TWEET DISCREET — the only mobile app that turns athletes’ inflammatory rants into 140 harmless characters! Featuring host Dhani Jones and celebrity endorsers KIRK MORRISON, JOHN AXFORD, and URIJAH FABER!

BUFFALO BILLS LB KIRK MORRISON BLACKED OUT Too bad, too....

Thu, 22 Dec 2011 16:21:00 -0500

BUFFALO BILLS LB KIRK MORRISON BLACKED OUT
Too bad, too. He’s a nice man.

NEW VIDEO: JOHN AXFORD’S AX MUSTACHE SPRAY As YouTube user...

Mon, 26 Sep 2011 12:16:00 -0400

NEW VIDEO: JOHN AXFORD’S AX MUSTACHE SPRAY
As YouTube user dsm92eclipsegsx13 put it, “Noiiiiiice! Better actors and this could be on tv.” In other words, we over-achieved.

Travelled to Los Angeles for the shoot. Our first away...

Wed, 27 Jul 2011 00:00:00 -0400

Travelled to Los Angeles for the shoot. Our first away production. Turns out making videos on the road is much more involved than shooting them in our apartments.

CRANKIN’ THE COMMISH OUTTAKES We displayed...

Fri, 13 May 2011 00:00:00 -0400

CRANKIN’ THE COMMISH OUTTAKES
We displayed uncharacteristic discipline and actually cut things from the main video.

Just because they stand to lose millions of dollars if the...

Tue, 10 May 2011 00:00:00 -0400

Just because they stand to lose millions of dollars if the season isn’t played doesn’t mean athletes can’t laugh at the lockout.

WEATHER RADIO DJ Hope you’re all bundled up.

Thu, 07 Apr 2011 00:00:00 -0400

WEATHER RADIO DJ
Hope you’re all bundled up.

CURTIS GRANDERSON PICKS HIS AT-BAT MUSIC The man sat in a chair...

Mon, 21 Mar 2011 00:00:00 -0400

CURTIS GRANDERSON PICKS HIS AT-BAT MUSIC
The man sat in a chair in the dark for an ungodly amount of time. Don’t think it went unnoticed, Curtis.

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Wed, 09 Mar 2011 23:13:14 -0500

HOW TO CREATE A MICROSOFT WORD MACRO FOR THE PHRASE “RICH...

Mon, 28 Feb 2011 00:00:00 -0500

HOW TO CREATE A MICROSOFT WORD MACRO FOR THE PHRASE “RICH HARDEN WAS INJURED”
The calls offering lucrative voiceover work are sure to start pouring in any minute.

The franchise lives on; NOW FEATURING BONUS ATHLETE CAMEOS.

Mon, 31 Jan 2011 13:25:00 -0500

The franchise lives on; NOW FEATURING BONUS ATHLETE CAMEOS.

TURKEY BOWL CATASTROPHE Highlighting the inevitable march toward...

Thu, 25 Nov 2010 00:00:00 -0500

TURKEY BOWL CATASTROPHE
Highlighting the inevitable march toward pussy-dom that all men make as they age.

12 AM mainstay Aaron Glaser painstakingly assembled an NFL Draft...

Fri, 23 Apr 2010 13:25:54 -0400

12 AM mainstay Aaron Glaser painstakingly assembled an NFL Draft audition tape, and is launching his campaign on Atom.com. Gotta figure that a world in which Tim Tebow goes in the first round to a team with two big-name QBs is a world in which the G-Laser could get a look.

We participated in a shoot for Baruch College’s Dollars...

Thu, 15 Apr 2010 05:07:00 -0400

We participated in a shoot for Baruch College’s Dollars & Sense on Wednesday. As evidenced: Crushed it.

Be Our Guest: Gary Vaynerchuk

Sat, 20 Mar 2010 17:38:35 -0400

He twitters. He drinks wine. He writes books. He roots for the Jets.

He’ll be appearing on 12 Angry Mascots, March 28th, at Comix.

More Mascots Madness, now for March! Our latest exclusive video...

Thu, 18 Mar 2010 12:13:00 -0400

More Mascots Madness, now for March!

Our latest exclusive video with atom.com.

Starring Ali Kresch and Connie Renda as the March Madness girls, and Chioke Nassor, Neil, and I as your average, adult, office-dwelling males.

Be Our Guest: Jeff Nelson

Tue, 16 Mar 2010 18:08:00 -0400

You know remember him from the 1996 World Series, where he set up John Wetteland with 4.1 scoreless innings over three games, striking out 5. Or maybe you remember him from the 1998 World Series, where he pitched 2.1 scoreless innings over three games, striking out 4, and setting up Mo Rivera for two saves. Or perhaps you know him better from the ‘99 Fall Classic, where he appeared in 4 games and struck out 3 over 2.2 innings, and once again, didn’t allow a run. No? Ok, you must have remembered him from the Subway Series in 2000, then, where he picked up the win in Game 4, pitching 1.1 scoreless?

Yeah. You know him. He’s gonna be on our show, March 28th. Get tickets.

JeffWilpon.com

Wed, 10 Mar 2010 22:19:00 -0500

JeffWilpon.com:

Jeff Wilpon is the Chief Operating Officer of the New York Mets. Pretty much running things over there. And now he’s running his own website! True to form, he’s charging exorbitant membership fees to become a ‘WilPal’ and gain access to exclusive content. We went in for one, and now we’re doing the democratic thing by ripping that exclusive content and bringing it to you, for free! At JeffWilpon.tumblr.com. Check it, and follow it, and see where it leads you…

PLUSHENKO! Live from Comix, last week. (Plushenko is really...

Thu, 04 Mar 2010 16:59:52 -0500

PLUSHENKO! Live from Comix, last week.

(Plushenko is really Trevor Williams, a very talented and friendly Brooklyn-based comedian)