HOW TO CREATE A MICROSOFT WORD MACRO FOR THE PHRASE “RICH HARDEN WAS INJURED”
The calls offering lucrative voiceover work are sure to start pouring in any minute.
TURKEY BOWL CATASTROPHE
Highlighting the inevitable march toward pussy-dom that all men make as they age.
12 AM mainstay Aaron Glaser painstakingly assembled an NFL Draft audition tape, and is launching his campaign on Atom.com. Gotta figure that a world in which Tim Tebow goes in the first round to a team with two big-name QBs is a world in which the G-Laser could get a look.
We participated in a shoot for Baruch College’s Dollars & Sense on Wednesday. As evidenced: Crushed it.

He twitters. He drinks wine. He writes books. He roots for the Jets.
He’ll be appearing on 12 Angry Mascots, March 28th, at Comix.
More Mascots Madness, now for March!
Our latest exclusive video with atom.com.
Starring Ali Kresch and Connie Renda as the March Madness girls, and Chioke Nassor, Neil, and I as your average, adult, office-dwelling males.

You know remember him from the 1996 World Series, where he set up John Wetteland with 4.1 scoreless innings over three games, striking out 5. Or maybe you remember him from the 1998 World Series, where he pitched 2.1 scoreless innings over three games, striking out 4, and setting up Mo Rivera for two saves. Or perhaps you know him better from the ‘99 Fall Classic, where he appeared in 4 games and struck out 3 over 2.2 innings, and once again, didn’t allow a run. No? Ok, you must have remembered him from the Subway Series in 2000, then, where he picked up the win in Game 4, pitching 1.1 scoreless?
Yeah. You know him. He’s gonna be on our show, March 28th. Get tickets.
Jeff Wilpon is the Chief Operating Officer of the New York Mets. Pretty much running things over there. And now he’s running his own website! True to form, he’s charging exorbitant membership fees to become a ‘WilPal’ and gain access to exclusive content. We went in for one, and now we’re doing the democratic thing by ripping that exclusive content and bringing it to you, for free! At JeffWilpon.tumblr.com. Check it, and follow it, and see where it leads you…
PLUSHENKO! Live from Comix, last week.
(Plushenko is really Trevor Williams, a very talented and friendly Brooklyn-based comedian)