12 ANGRY MASCOTS

12 Angry Mascot-logue, Vol. 2

Performed live at Comix, October 22nd…

As a Mets fans, I have to say it’s amazing to see that Steve Phillips has worst taste in women than he did pitching prospects.

The umpires in these MLB playoffs have been making some bad calls.  And the bad calls have continued off the field.  After Game 5 of the ALCS, Tim McClelland went out and about an HD DVD player.  Another umpire went out and married a Kardashian.

The Yankees and Angels are playing tonight.  Angels will be without star outfielder Vladimir Guerrero who was benched by manager Mike Scioscia for swinging at the ceremonial first pitch in Game 4.

The Phillies beat the Dodgers to capture the NL pennant; Phillies go to the World Series, Dodgers go home.  When asked to commment, Dodgers outfielder Manny Ramirez said, “Man, getting to the World Series is a lot harder without steroids.”

Phillies look good, but they were dealt a major blow this morning when hot-hitting Ryan Howard announced that he’s quitting the team to pursue a solo career.

The Mets have unveiled their 2010 Slogan to run on all promotional material – “Hey, it’s not like we’re putting a gun to your head.  So don’t root for us!  That’s fine!  There are other teams out there, we understand!”  Seems a little long… and Jewy…

Jose Reyes is undergoing off-season surgery to repair the excuses that have been plaguing him the past few seasons.

It’s sad week in Giants nation as the previously unbeaten G-men were embarrassed in New Orleans by the Saints 48-27. It was especially frustrating for Eli Manning who returned to New Orleans for the first time since he attended high school. The embarrassment reached its peak for Manning after the game when some of his old high school bullies beat him up and took his 97.5 million dollar contract.

The Knicks wrapped up their pre-season last night with a win over the New Jersey Nets, finishing 5-2 record.  Knicks fans are petitioning commissioner David Stern to see if they can just leave it at that… call it a season.

Last week, LeBron James revealed that he had a cancer scare back in January, when doctors found a growth in his jaw. He’s going to be ok; it’s non-cancerous. But now that the information is public, the Knicks are scrambling to free up cap space in hopes of signing the growth when it becomes a free agent.

- Monologue written by Matt Goldich, Neil Janowitz, Scott Rogowsky, Zachary Sims, and  Trevor Williams